RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: John Needs Joe, Now More than Ever (man that must of been some party)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: John looks like a monstrous spined robot with a large amount of weapons (thats not nice *-*)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: John says he claimes to have seen a UFO (I really did it was huge o.0)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: John wants to shut down the internet. (HAHAHA I am so evil)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: John does Duke Ellington in his own distinctive way.(O_O umm i have no idea who he is)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: John's Hates the State of Ohio (you hear that ohio you suck i hate you)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: John asks a very ligitimate question: "Where Are The Atari Fan boys?" (O_O I have My reasons)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: John Goes Up in Flames (what did i ever do to diserve this all i want is my fan boys)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: John likes to play with our minds (i do indeed they are so feeble it is fun ^_^)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: John eats crunchy petite biscuits (O_O I can explain)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: John Wears Short Shorts!(^_^ they compliment my legs)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: John was arrested for “maintaining a common nuisance” based upon the discovery of twenty pounds of marijuana in his apartment (i was just making brownies)